can we just take a moment to appreciate that that kid was genuinely terrified. like, he had no idea what misha was going to do all he knew was that misha was going to “scare him.” like that poor kid must have been pissing his pants
Phil pls come home, Dan’s going insane
this is what happens when we let the human night bloggers become famous
Le chiama fairies… ma a me sembrano tanto alieni queste dolls. Bellissime.
She calls her dolls fairies… but they seems aliens to me. Beautiful.
omg this is literally the first time i’ve seen fairies that doesn’t look too cliché or bland
holy shit i thought these were people with makeup and prosthetics on
Same here. DOLLS, NOT ACTUAL PEOPLE.
I want these dolls.
And I want to see a movie or tv series with people made up like these dolls.
“Fairies are terrific. They inspire terror.”
Fucking fairies. Any wonder I hate them?
Bradley. Flipping up his sword. Being all slick. Like a boss.
reasons to date me
- no pressure to wear pants in my presence
- or any clothes at all really
- but it’s up to you
- u can be big spoon or little spoon
- totally your choice
- i’m always ready to make out
- also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it
- i’ll let you lick it though
- i mean the ice cream cone
- well not just the ice cream cone
does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer
so u just take ur shirt and
when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to